awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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