The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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