I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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