What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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