I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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