I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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