Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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