Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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