For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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