Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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