I want to stick my p in your. b.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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