i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I will be naked everywhere
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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