Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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