My first STD was from a foam party
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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