Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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