I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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