You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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