Can Purell be used as lube?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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