I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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