Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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