i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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