well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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