My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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