i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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