I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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