just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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