Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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