This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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