Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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