google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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