yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My dick looks like crazy bread
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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