so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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There's lube on my homework. #priorities
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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