I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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