Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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