Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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