Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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