North Korea, Best Korea!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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