Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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