"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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