ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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