I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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