So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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