does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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