I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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