i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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