i just google imaged poop.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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