Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She's JV to your varsity
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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