i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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