That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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