I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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